you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via justtryingtomakeyousmile)

  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got


(via courtneyewingx)