westbor0baptistchurch:

many try to resist my sexiness

most succeed

(via booogss)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via booogss)

paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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(via booogss)

"I am happy. I think I really am. But then I get sad. And sometimes it overwhelms me how sad I can get."

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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(via manda)

"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."

"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Source: claireluisa, via courtneyewingx)